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Top 10 Alternative Facts About Simpson College

The only group that can tell the TRUE facts about Simpson College is the Acorn.  These facts are indisputable. 1. The Freshmen Dorm Showers are the nicest facilities on campus and fit all sizes. 2. Simpson WiFi is always there for us. 3. Pfeiff food the healthiest stuff around. Guy Fieri approved. 4. Through the transitive property, […]

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8 “isms” You Don’t Want to End

1) Tourism Hey, there’s a reason so many Simpson students study abroad (hint: it’s to get away from campus!)   2) Prism “Dark Side of the Moon” would never be the same   3) Organism Where would we be without them?… Answer: Dead!   4) Magnetism There would probably be something weird happen without the […]

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14 MUCH BETTER Ways You Know You’re Absolutely Done With This Semester

When it comes to humorous observations and sublime satire about life at Simpson College, the Acorn is your one stop shop. That’s why we took it upon ourselves to help you all understand and recognize the symptoms of being absolutely done with this semester. And remember, when it comes to your local satire and humor, never settle […]

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10 Tips For Freshmen

Your first year of college awaits… how exciting! There’s so much to do! The parents aren’t around, you have no curfew and you have a new roommate…multiple if you’re really lucky. Getting to know each other can be a bit awkward, unless you chose to live together. Here are some tips and tricks to help […]

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Our top five favorite cartoon squirrels

Squirrels may not be the most predominant character in entertainment, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some great cartoon squirrels out there. So here at “The Acorn” we’ve taken some time to catalog the top five cartoon squirrels. 5. Rocky the Flying Squirrel from Rocky and Bullwinkle Bullwinkle’s trusty sidekick Rocky is loyal and dependable. […]

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