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President Simmons and Jenné to host Whine and Cheese social for Simpson seniors

SIMPSON — President Jay Simmons understands the struggles seniors go through in late April.  That is why he and his wife, Jenné, announced they will be hosting a Whine and Cheese night at 6 p.m on Thursday at their house. The event will be a safe space for seniors to whine about any aspect of […]

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Sneak peek of topics to be on display at 2017 Undergraduate Research Symposium

SIMPSON — Symposium Day at Simpson College is the one day that students get to show off all the hard work they have done over the past semester or year.  This year, Simpson students have taken on a much greater responsibility to inform the public of topics that are most impactful to their lives. They […]

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Simpson Republicans confused why “liberal snowflake” students haven’t started melting yet

SIMPSON — Three months into Donald Trump’s presidency, with the heat of spring already making its presence known, some of Simpson’s more conservative residents recently expressed their disbelief that their “liberal snowflake” counterparts haven’t melted yet.  “From what I’ve read on the subject, these liberals should already have dissolved into puddles by now,” stated Republican […]

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ResLife Opens ARMC as New Housing Option for Music Majors

SIMPSON – As juries rapidly approach, an exciting new housing option is now available for music majors inside the Amy Robertson Music Center. Music majors can now eat, sleep, and live in their favorite practice room 24/7. Furnishings include an old piano of questionable intonation, a matching piano bench, one or two plastic red chairs, […]

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Campus Day canceled due to widespread hangovers affecting students, faculty

SIMPSON — Earlier this morning, Rich Ramos announced that Campus Day service activities were to be canceled due to the massive, collective hangover students and faculty alike were experiencing. The email stated: “After looking at the effects of Campus Day Eve, namely the shared hangover that many are still recovering from, we have determined that […]

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