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Acorn Alliterations

Script & Video Editing By: Nick Hermon Actors: Kayley Zimmerman & Robert Lyons   Acorn alliterations are always awesome, accurate, and annoyingly alphabetical… Boys believe Barker babes beat Buxton beauties… Butttttt Barker babes believe books break brains. Carver’s Craven computer courses cause creative chaos Dyer’s dictating, dares dancers “Don’t drop dat Dunt-in Dunn” Everhart, Epperson, […]

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Top Moments of 2015 at Simpson College

Script: So you’re probably wondering, What’s Simpson been up to this year? Well, not a whole lot. We just announced you can get a degree by showing proficiency in Trivia Crack and offered a new language class in squirrel speech… unprecedented We sent Molly Monk to North Korea to establish diplomatic ties with Kim Jong-un… […]

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Around America… in 87 Seconds!

VIDEO: Here’s your weekly news in America brought to you by The Acorn in your favorite comedic fashion! If you like this, let us know and we might keep doing these videos. DISCLAIMER- All news in this video is true… we apologize for reporting REAL stuff

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Storm Squirrel Becomes New Simpson Mascot (OUR 100th POST!!!)

Video By: Nick Hermon Narrated By: Randy Paulson Squirrel Actor: Robert Lyons   Script– Essays, books, and lots of good looks… These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect Simpson student! But Professor Lyons accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction… THE ACORN!… Thus, THE STORM SQUIRREL WAS BORNNNN!!! Using ulta-squirrel powers, the […]

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Sexual Assault Is No Laughing Matter

SIMPSON – We at the Acorn are taking a break from satire today to help raise awareness about a serious issue, not only here at Simpson, but in college communities all over the country. Around campus today you’ll have seen folks wearing bright, yellow shirts with the phrase “I support the 22%” emblazoned on the […]

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