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Severe Thunderstorm Warning Issued for Simpson College – Tornadoes Possible

SEVERE THUNDERSTORM ALERT: The National Weather Service in Des Moines has issued a Severe Thunderstorm Alert for Warren County and Indianola effective until 4:30pm CDT tonight. Meteorologists expect wind gusts up to 60 mph with some chance for hail… and the slight possibility of a tornado. Damage to roofs, siding, trees, and egos is expected. Since […]

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President Trump Really Enjoying Watergate Reacting-to-the-Past Role Playing Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The recent firing of FBI Director James Comey has raised fears in the nation’s capital that President Trump is taking his Simpson College Reacting-to-the-Past Game a little bit too seriously. The May Term course, entitled “Watergate: The Fall of Nixon,” is taught by experienced cosplayer and longtime history professor Nick Proctor.* The […]

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President Simmons and Jenné to host Whine and Cheese social for Simpson seniors

SIMPSON — President Jay Simmons understands the struggles seniors go through in late April.  That is why he and his wife, Jenné, announced they will be hosting a Whine and Cheese night at 6 p.m on Thursday at their house. The event will be a safe space for seniors to whine about any aspect of […]

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Sneak peek of topics to be on display at 2017 Undergraduate Research Symposium

SIMPSON — Symposium Day at Simpson College is the one day that students get to show off all the hard work they have done over the past semester or year.  This year, Simpson students have taken on a much greater responsibility to inform the public of topics that are most impactful to their lives. They […]

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Simpson Republicans confused why “liberal snowflake” students haven’t started melting yet

SIMPSON — Three months into Donald Trump’s presidency, with the heat of spring already making its presence known, some of Simpson’s more conservative residents recently expressed their disbelief that their “liberal snowflake” counterparts haven’t melted yet.  “From what I’ve read on the subject, these liberals should already have dissolved into puddles by now,” stated Republican […]

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