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Supreme Leader Snoke offers out-of-this-world relationship advice

SIMPSON — Our reporters recently received a copy of The Intergalactic Times, which is the leading newspaper of a certain galaxy far, far away. While most of the paper focuses on the doings of the First Order (and also has quite a few wanted ads for stormtrooper FN-2187 and a BB8 droid), it also features an […]

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Advice Giver: How to Do Life After College

Dear Advice-Giver, I am graduating soon and will be moving into an apartment a week after Commencement, but I am not sure how to pay rent. What do I do when rent is due? Who do I give it to? Sincerely, Lost in a Sea of Bills Dear Lost in a Sea of Bills, I […]

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The Advice-Giver Column (February Edition)

    Dear I Can’t Fail Again!, The first step is to cry. Just let it all out. In my experience, the best way to handle the situation is to not even show up for the test. I mean, what’s the point if you’re going to fail anyway? Just email your Professor and be honest. […]

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