Archive | March, 2017

Parents Excited for the Return of Laundry for Spring Break

As Simpson students prepare to leave for spring break, the only thing their parents can think about is how delighted they will be to see the massive loads of soiled laundry. “It’s been so long since I’ve been able to hold my son’s athletic sweats in my arms and breathe in his putrid sweat-stink,” one […]

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Simpson Career Services Advises Students to Disclose Russian Ties in Interviews

SIMPSON – Taking their cue from Washington, D.C., Simpson’s career services is now advising students to disclose their ties to Russia to prospective employees. “After watching (former) National Security Advisor Michael Flynn and Attorney General Jeff Sessions having their ties to Russia exposed on live TV, I knew we needed to make sure our students knew how […]

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