SCANDAL AT THE OSCARS! Simpson Mailroom Delivers Wrong Letter to Stage


HOLLYWOOD – Simpson’s newest mailroom UGA has been implicated in the flub-up that rocked the Oscar’s this evening.

Billy Buxton, a freshman (obviously), was tasked by Simpson’s mailroom to deliver the all-important Oscar’s announcement letters this evening. All was going well until it was time for Best Picture.

Buxton, who found himself distracted by the many shiny objects in the Dolby Theatre, grabbed the envelope for Best Actress instead of Best Picture when he went to deliver the prop piece to actor Warren Beatty.

This of course led to Beatty confusedly announcing “La La Land” as Best Picture. Unfortunately, the cast of “La La Land” had already taken the stage by the time a correction could be made and the real winner of the category, “Moonlight,” could be announced.

“I just can’t believe I flubbed up so badly,” sobbed Buxton as a reporter with the Acorn gently hugged the distraught freshie. “They won’t be satisfied with just firing me… oh no… they’re going to force me to transfer to Central!”

By Lionel Robertson

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