Simpson WiFi Chooses Terrible Time to Play Hide and Go Seek

SIMPSON – Choosing perhaps the worst time to go into hiding, Simpson’s WiFi is still unaccounted for as of posting.

While Simpson’s WiFi has shown an affinity for Hide and seek in the past, it has never so effectively dropped off the radar. This time around the game started about midnight and as of posting is still being continued.

“The gosh darn little bugger has gotten away from me this time,” said Technology Director Kelley Bradder as she searched closets in Wallace Hall with a flashlight and butterfly net. “But by golly, I always catch him in the end!”

Simpson students were outraged to learn of the poor timing of this game of Hide and Seek as it interfered with the peak Netflix streaming hour. Multiple shows and a few finales were cut off leaving students anxious and on the edge of their seats.

Students are encouraged to watch some cable television to pass the time until the WiFi is found…..

By Lionel Robertson

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