Welcome to the Thanksgiving Macy’s day parade drinking game. Now you can sit down and watch the parade with Grandma and actually enjoy yourself.
1. Take a shot every time you see a marching band.
2. Take two shots every time they cut to a news reporter.
3. Take one every time a balloon gets loose.
4. Take 3 shots every time you see a Snoopy or a Mickey Mouse balloon.
5. Take two shots every time they say “parade.”
6. Take one shot if you see a Kermit the Frog balloon.
7. Take 3 shots when you see groups of dancers.
8. Take one extra shot if those dancers have a baton in their hand.
9. Take one shot every time anyone on the TV says Happy Thanksgiving/Happy Holidays.
10. Take one shot if you see a squirrel, real or fake.
11. Take two shots when you hear Christmas music.
12. Take one shot if you hear any of the reporter say “what a beautiful day.”
13. Take one shot when they show a live performer singing.
14. Take 2 shots when you see Santa Claus.
Now go eat until you can’t anymore and enjoy the rest of your holiday!
Remember to stay safe and nutty!
Reporter: Stevie Frank
@stephfrancis13
Gif Compiler: Lionel Robertson
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