Bill Clinton to stay in Clinton apartments during campus visit

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SIMPSON — Shortly after confirming his planned visit to Simpson College, Former President Bill Clinton requested a suite of rooms be reserved for him at the Clinton apartments.

According to Luke Behaunek, who immediately agreed to the request, Clinton had stated, “It sure is nice how you folks have a whole building dedicated to our family.  I’ve always wanted to stay in a building with my name on it.”  He quickly added, “Well, as long as it isn’t some kind of silly tower or something!”

The news was greeted with shock by many, especially several student residents of the Clinton apartments, who were told they would need to find temporary lodging during Mr. Clinton’s stay.

To quell student outrage, Behaunek issued this private statement to the students affected: “I understand Mr. Clinton’s request is completely unreasonable, but his secret service agents insisted.  I ask that you all please cooperate and I’m sure we will all get through this together.”  

By Paul Randalson

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