99% of Freshmen Chose Simpson Because of Free Taco Bell Vouchers


This year Simpson College is boasting the largest wave of out of-state students in years. From Hawaii to North Carolina, non-Iowans are disregarding distance and flocking to Simpson College.

Why? What is different about this year, you might ask?

Admissions Counselor Larissa Mincks recently let it slip that Simpson College sent out “Free Taco Bell Meal” vouchers to the much-awaited-for fast food chain inside every Freshmen acceptance letter.

“The vouchers were a subtle incentive to remind future students that if they chose Simpson College, late-night, delicious, regrettable fast food would be only five minutes away,” explained Mincks as she chowed down on a Doritos Locos taco.

Yet to be revealed is if this was a partnership with Indianola’s newest restaurant to boost sales on opening day or just an innocent act of bribery. Regardless of legality, we are all so very happy to have our Freshmen on campus and hope you enjoy Taco Bell as much we do.

By Annabelle Fox

Sidenote: If you are a First Year who did not receive your “Free Taco Bell Meal” voucher check the same mailbox your Hogwarts Acceptance letter was sent to.

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