Simpson Feminists Confront Freshmen Guys Hoping to Study-A-Broad


SIMPSON — A misogynistic misunderstanding arose earlier today at the annual Study Abroad Fair, involving several freshmen guys and members of the the newly-formed Simpson Feminists club.

According to witnesses, a confused-looking group of freshmen guys was seen standing near the entrance to the the crowded Great Hall.  Upon seeing the befuddled bunch, Jay Wilkinson, Simpson’s Director of International Studies, asked them if something was wrong.

“Yeah, something’s wrong!  Where are all of the hot girls at?!” exclaimed the nearest student. “This is a Study-A-Broad fair, right?”  A visibly exasperated Wilkinson took the boys aside and quickly explained what “abroad” really meant.

The incident caught the attention of everyone in Great Hall, including members of Simpson Feminists.  The Feminists were quick to confront the boys about their blatant sexism, and also to educate them on the intrinsic beauty and value of all women.  In a matter of minutes, they had convinced the freshmen guys never to objectify women again.

At press time, Simpson Feminists President Liz Nimmo revealed to our reporters that she and the other Feminists had attended the fair in hopes of finding a patriarchy-free country in which they could study.

By Paul Randalson

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