Simpson Moms Everywhere Anxiously Awaiting First Day of School Pic


SIMPSON – Mothers across the United States and around the world have reported they are anxiously awaiting the posting of their son/daughter’s first day of school pics on Facebook.

“I have to know what he decided to wear,” said Martha Johnson as she checked her son Daryl’s bedroom closet back home. “He better not have worn those old cargo shorts with the hole in the leg!”

Students everywhere on campus have been spotted making overly cheerful poses in front of Simpson landmarks with uploads to Facebook quickly following.

“I’m just glad she’s not dressed trashy or doing any of that lip-locking hoochie-mama crap,” said concerned dad Mitch Lamos as he sighed in relief upon viewing his daughter’s picture on Facebook. “As a parent, I’m just glad she’s not showing up naked for class.”

By Lionel Robertson

Categories: News


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