Ancient Sage (Rich Ramos) Unsure of Actual Anniversary of Stand Around

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SIMPSON – Having descended from his mystical heights of Third Floor Kent to mingle with the “Enlightened Ones” of the CAB Executive Board, Ancient Sage and Associate Dean of Students Rich Ramos declared he had no clue as to how long Stand Around had been going on.

“Every year, I kinda just throw a bunch of numbers in a hat and whatever I pull out I run with,” explained Ramos as he readjusted his baggy robes. “However, my wisdom is sacrosanct so the anniversary is anything I darn well want it to be.”

 Having issued his wisdom and confession, Sage Ramos retreated to his abode in the darkest cave at the peak of Third Floor Kent leaving behind CAB President and daily Sage Supplicant, Kelsey Schott, to run the show.

“Food, music, and games from 8 till 11 tonight out in front of Kent,” declared Schott as she lashed herself to the totem of CAB Responsibility. “Tonight is the people’s night of fun. For me and the other ‘Enlightened Ones,” it’s the start of a year of terrible responsibility.

By Lionel Robertson

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