Archive | December, 2015

Students Combine Leftover Boards to Purchase Ownership of Tyler’s Grille

SIMPSON – While many students spent their leftover boards on energy drinks and pastries, one group of students instead chose to combine their leftover boards and initiate a hostile corporate takeover of Tyler’s Grille. Junior economics major George Soros Jr. organized a few of his friends who, “like never eat at Pfieffer or Kent because, […]

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List of Simpson Academic Department Tinder Accounts

Ever wondered how your academic department would present itself on Tinder? Wonder no longer as “the Acorn” has laboriously compiled the Tinder profile of every single department on campus for your viewing and entertainment pleasure! Departments are organized alphabetically and the slideshow can be activated by clicking on one of the circles. So have at it! […]

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Super Critter Ep. 6

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