Archive | October, 2015

A Nightmare on C Street – Haunted Tours

Hi! Megan and Molly here from Simpson’s Late Night Tour Scouts Program. With Halloween approaching, we’ve noticed a huge increase in the number of humans, faceless old women who secretly live in your house, and incorporeal energy beings requesting tours of our lovely campus. To accommodate this, we’re opening up a special Saturday night slot […]

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Super Critter Ep. 4

This year, Simpson plays Central on Halloween… needless to say, Super Critter had to get involved!

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Delayed StormFront Rollout Leads to New Name Suggestions

Simpson – In news that surprised literally no one, the rollout of StormFront’s replacement, SC Connect, has been delayed yet again. This is the… 4th time? SC Connect has failed to materialize with delays pushing back its release by almost one full calendar year. “We understand how frustrated the college community is with the implementation […]

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Around America… in 87 Seconds!

VIDEO: Here’s your weekly news in America brought to you by The Acorn in your favorite comedic fashion! If you like this, let us know and we might keep doing these videos. DISCLAIMER- All news in this video is true… we apologize for reporting REAL stuff

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Stormy the Squirrel Goes Back to the Future!!

What if I told you that Stormy the Squirrel knew he would become the Simpson College mascot specifically on October 10th, 2015? What if I told you that Stormy the Squirrel traveled “Back to the Future” and has come back with valuable information that could potentially alter the space-time continuum? The gains far outweigh the […]

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