Archive | August, 2015

There’s a Storm a Comin’ to Simpson – Football Preview

Indianola – The Simpson College Storm football team is gearing up for yet another year of America’s favorite pastime. With just 3 weeks until their home opener and first game of the season, the Storm has been hard at work in the weight room and on the gridiron. Prospects are looking good and the students […]

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Culver Center to Host Pie Eating Contest at Simpson Fair Booth

Des Moines – The Iowa State Fair’s newest event isn’t another butter sculpture unveiling or a performance by a different 80s band past their prime. Indeed, the new event, “Pies for Presidents,” combines the two things that people love coming to the fair for… 1) Food and 2) Watching presidential candidates make fools of themselves. […]

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New Central College Mascot, “The Fighting Foam Fingers,” to Promote Rectal Health

Pella – Central College has a new mascot just in time for the 2015-2016 academic and athletic year. The new mascot, the “Fighting Foam Fingers,” went through an accelerated approval process and is already being used for Central College functions. Prior to this summer, Central College had no plans to change their longtime beloved mascot, […]

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Megyn Kelly Wins GOP Debate – Accepts Republican Nomination for POTUS

Cleveland – Megyn Kelly has been declared the winner of Thursday night’s GOP debate by an overwhelming majority of political analysts and debate viewers. Following the debate, the Republican National Committee announced that Kelly would be their nominee for the presidency. Kelly’s successful performance at the debate took many members of the Republican Party by […]

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