Brad Bjorkgren Named New Men’s Basketball Coach… But Who Is He Really?!!


Simpson College Men’s Basketball just announced that they will be hiring Simpson Grad Brad Bjorkgren to be their new head coach.

The email from the college said that Bjorkgren is currently the head coach at Urbandale High School (“Go Hawks!”). Further investigation has led this reporter to believe that Bjorkgren is a cover name for a much more notorious fellow.

When putting a commonly known picture of Bjorkgren into a Google search, the results were normal, but upon looking at the “familiar images” section there was one that stuck out. Putting that image into the Google image search yielded results that will surprise and appall many folks.

Brad Bjorkgren IS A COVER NAME! The real man is someone known far and wide throughout America. He is one of the most popular people in pop-culture memes. This man is not as hated as Justin Bieber. But hated he is.

The new Simpson College men’s basketball coach is… Roger Goodell, commissioner of the NFL. Hiding out at a small school in Iowa, where he thought nobody would recognize his face. I’m sorry Roger, but the cat’s out of the bag.

By: Erich Bogner

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