Archive | December, 2014

T’was the night before finals

Story by Paige Dorn, read by Lionel Robertson, filmed/ edited by Nick Hermon Transcript– T’was the night before finals, when all throughout the dorm, Not a creature was stirring, not one single Storm.   The study guides were left on the floor without care, In hopes that Winter Break soon would be there.   The […]

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The Flannel Filcher and the Picken Pilferer still on the loose!

This past week Simpson was rocked by the revelation that thieves were running rampant on campus. Two separate, seemingly unrelated instances of thievery have left students terrified for their belongings and their personal safety. The felonious activity began on Thursday, Dec. 4, when Alex Vander Veen, a Simpson sophomore, noticed her laundry materials had been […]

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A letter from your GPA

Hello, I know we haven’t talked in a while and I really miss talking to you. I know you’re busy with friends and family and Netflix (and not in that order) but I think we really need to talk about something. I am writing you this letter as a plea; a plea of help and […]

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Top 7 Bathrooms at Simpson College

By: Nick Hermon According to Distractify.com, you spend one and a half years of your life in the bathroom. With so much time spent in the lavatory, you deserve to “splurge on your next purge”. You may be wondering, “What goes into a good restroom?”. Restrooms can be ranked by: cleanliness, privacy, traffic level, and practical […]

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